Mission Statement Lyrics - Mandatory Fun - Weird Al Yankovic

We must all efficiently 

Operationalize our strategies 

Invest in world-class technology 

And leverage our core competencies 

In order to holistically administrate 

Exceptional synergy 

We'll set a brand trajectory 

Using management philosophy 

Advance our market share vis-à-vis 

Our proven methodology 

With strong commitment to quality 

Effectively enhancing corporate synergy 

Transitioning our company 

By awareness of functionality 

Promoting viability 

Providing our supply chain with diversity (-versity, ooooh) 

We will distill our identity 

Through client-centric solutions 

And synergy (Oooooh oooh oooh) 

(Ahhhhhh) 

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At the end of the day (At the end of the day) 

We must monetize our assets 

The fundamentals have changed 

Can you visualize a value-added experience? 

That will grow the business infrastructure and 

Monetize our assets 

Monetize our assets 

Monetize our assets 

Bringing to the table 

Our capitalized reputation 

Proactively overseeing 

Day-to-day operations 

Services and deliverables 

With cross-platform innovation 

Networking, soon will bring, seamless integration 

Robust and scalable, bleeding-edge and next-generation 

Best of breed 

We'll succeed 

In achieving globalization 

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And gaining traction with our resources in the marketplace 

It's mission-critical to stay incentivized 

Our business plan will foster flexible solutions for our customer base 

If you can't think outside the box 

You'll be downsized 

It's a paradigm shift! (Hey, Hey! Look out!) 

Well, it's a paradigm shift, now! 

(Here it come, here it come, here it come, here it come, ha!)