First World Problems Lyrics - Mandatory Fun - Weird Al Yankovic

My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower 

When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour 

I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two 

Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu 

Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen 

I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine 

Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? Don't they know how to text? OMG! 

I got 

First world, first world problems 

(First world problems) 

First world, first world problems 

(First world problems) 

First world, first world problems 

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I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator 

Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later 

Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V 

I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free 

My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte 

First world, first world problems 

(First world problems) 

First world, first world problems 

(First world problems) 

First world, first world problems 

Can't remember which car I drove to the mall 

My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal 

The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching 

My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen 

Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon 

Photos 

First world, first world problems 

(First world problems) 

First world, first world problems 

(First world problems) 

First world, first world problems 

First world, first world problems 

(First world problems) 

First world, first world problems 

(First world problems) 

First world, first world problems 

(Laughing)