Foil Lyrics - Mandatory Fun - Weird Al Yankovic

I never seem to finish all my food 

I always get a doggie bag from the waiter 

So I just keep what's still unchewed 

And I take it home, save it for later 

But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation 

Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation 

I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve 

I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers 

Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer 

I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight 

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With aluminum foil (foil) 

Never settle for less 

That kind of wrap is just the best 

To keep your sandwich nice and fresh 

Stick it in your cooler (cooler) 

Eat it when you're ready 

But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose) 

A refreshing herbal tea 

(sip) Mmm, lovely! 

Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code 

I've figured out these shadow organizations 

And the Illuminati know 

That they're finally primed for world domination 

And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border 

Puppet masters for the New World Order 

Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you 

And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing 

Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning 

Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat 

Photos 

From aluminum foil (foil) 

Wear a hat that's foil lined 

In case an alien's inclined 

To probe your butt or read your mind 

Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar) 

Seems a little crazy 

But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove) 

There's a big conspiracy