Lame Claim To Fame Lyrics - Mandatory Fun - Weird Al Yankovic

One time I was in the checkout line 

Behind Steven Seagal 

Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill 

Was in the very next bathroom stall 

My best friend's brother 

Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2 

My neighbour's baby sitter 

Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue 

I swear Jack Nicholson 

Looked right at me at a Laker's game 

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I got a lame 

Lame claim to fame 

Check it out, I bought a second hand toaster 

From a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt 

I got me an email from the prince of Nigeria 

Well, he sure sounded legit 

My sister used to take piano lessons 

From the second cousin of Ralph Nader 

Last year I threw up in an elevator 

Next to Christian Slater 

Well guess what, my birthday and Kim Kardashian's 

Are exactly the same 

I got a lame 

Lame claim to fame 

I got a lame 

Lame claim to fame 

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Once at a party, my dentist accidentally 

Sneezed on Russell Crowe 

I posted first in the comments 

On a YouTube video 

I tried to sit by Steve Buscemi 

But he told me this seat's taken 

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy 

Who know a guy who knows a guy who knows Kevin Bacon 

I had a car that used to belong 

To Cuba Gooding Jr.'s uncle 

A friend of mine in high school 

Had jury duty with Art Garfunkel 

One time I was staying in the same hotel 

As Zooey Deschanel 

I used the same napkin dispenser 

As Steve Carell at a Taco Bell 

I don't mean to brag but 

Paul Giamatti's plumber knows me by name 

I got a lame 

Lame claim to fame 

I got a lame 

Lame claim to fame 

I got a lame 

Lame claim to fame 

I got a lame 

Lame claim to fame 

Ow, let's get lame boys