I'm Not Crying Lyrics - Singles - Flight Of The Conchords

So, you're leaving? I can tell. 

Because I can see you leaving... 

But if you're trying to break my heart 

Your plan is flawed from the start 

You can't break my heart, it's liquid 

It melted when I met you 

And as you leave 

Don't turn back to me 

Don't turn around and see if I'm crying 

I'm not crying (not crying, not crying...) 

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I'm not crying 

It's just been raining on my face 

And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks 

Please (please) don't tell my mates 

I'm not crying 

No, I'm not crying 

And if I am crying 

It's not cuz of you 

It's because I'm thinking of a friend of mine who you don't know who is dying 

That's right, dying 

These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me 

I've just been cutting onions 

I'm making a lasagna 

For one 

Oh, I'm not crying 

No 

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There's just a little bit of dust in my eye 

That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye 

I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand 

For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland 

I'm not upset because you left me this way 

My eyes are just a little sweaty today 

They've been looking around 

They're like searching for you 

They've been looking for you 

Even though I told them not to 

These aren't tears of sadness 

They're tears of joy 

I'm just laughing 

Ha ha ha-ha ha 

I'm sitting at this table called love 

Staring down at the irony of life 

How come we've reached this fork in the road 

And yet it cuts like a knife? 

I'm not cryyyyyyyyying 

I'm not cryyyyyyyyying 

I'm not cry-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-ying