Bret You Got It Goin On Lyrics - Singles - Flight Of The Conchords

Hey there, Bret 

I see you looking down 

Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown 

Just because I get more women than you 

Well, that's only because they don't know you like I do. 

Sure, you're weedy and kinda shy 

But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy. 

They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay. 

Just hear me out when I say, 

Bret, you got it goin' on 

The ladies get to know your sexuality 

When they get to know your personality. 

I said, Bret, you got it goin' on. 

Not in a gay way 

Just in a hey, mate, 

I want to say that you're looking okay, mate. 

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Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy 

That he thinks his booty is fly? 

Not all the time, obviously 

Just when he's got a problem with his self esteem 

Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable 

Because you're bumpable 

Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable 

If I say you've got a boom-ow-ow 

Come on, Bret 

Help me out now 

Bret you got it goin' on. 

(I got it goin' on) 

That's the conclusion that I've come to 

But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you. 

Bret, you've got it goin' on 

(got it goin' on) 

Photos 

No doubt about it 

We'd be getting crazy 

If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady. 

Oooh, if one of us was a lady 

And I was your man, if I was your man 

Well, sometimes it gets lonely 

And I need a woman 

And then I imagine you with some bosoms 

In fact, one time when we were touring 

And I was really lonely 

And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel 

I put a wig on you when you were sleeping 

Put a wig on you 

Ooh ooh ooh 

And I just laid there and spooned you 

Bret, you've got it goin' on