Sugalumps Lyrics - I Told You I Was Freaky - Flight Of The Conchords

Let me tell you... 

I see you girls checkin' out my trunks 

I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks 

I see you girls lookin' at my junk 

Then checkin' out my rump 

Then back to my sugalumps 

When I shake it, I shake it all up 

You'd probably think that my pants had the mumps 

It's just my sugalump bump-ba-bump 

They look so good, that's why I keep them in the front 

All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps 

They drive the ladies crazy 

All these bitches checkin' out my britches 

Put 'em in a trance when I wear track pants 

My dungarees make them hungry 

They're over the moon when I don pantaloons 

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My sugalumps are two of a kind 

Sweet and white and highly refined 

Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery 

To steal a feel of my family jewellery 

My candy balls cause a cafuffle 

The ladies, they hussle to ruffle my truffle 

If you party with the party prince 

You get two complimentary after dinner mints 

Girls surround me when I'm standin' on the stoop 

Givin' me gifts like free chicken soup 

Book tokens, free chicken stoop 

Standin' on the corner goin' ss-ah-ss-ah 

We see you girls checkin' out our trunks 

We see you girls checkin' out the front of our trunks 

We see you girls lookin' at our junk 

Then checkin' out our rumps 

Then back to our sugalumps 

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Chillin' in my store, doing my thing 

When in walks a guy with his dick in a sling 

I'm like, "holy shit, what happened to you?" 

He said, "how much will you give me for the family jewels?" 

I said, "ten bucks" 

He said, "no way" 

"Ten bucks and frisbee?" 

He said, "okay" 

And I took his sugalumps and put them up in a display 

And sold them as hacky sacks later that day 

All the ladies, they want a taste of my sugalumps 

Sweet sugalumps, yeah 

All the ladies, they want a taste of my sugalumps 

Sweet sugalumps, yeah