Carol Brown Lyrics - I Told You I Was Freaky - Flight Of The Conchords

Loretta 

Broke my heart in a letter 

She told me she was leaving 

And her life would be better 

Joan 

Broke it off over the phone 

After the tone 

She left me alone 

Jen said she'd never ever 

See me again 

When I saw her again 

She said it again 

Jan 

Met another man 

Lisa got amnesia 

Just forgot who I am 

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Felicity 

Said there was no electricity 

Emily 

No chemistry 

Fran ran 

Bruce turned out to be a man 

Flo had to go 

I couldn't go with the flow 

Carol Brown 

Just took a bus out of town 

But I'm hoping that you'll 

Stick around 

He doesn't cook or clean 

He's not good boyfriend material 

We can eat cereal 

He loses interest fast 

His relationships never last 

Shut up, girlfriends from the past 

Photos 

He says he'll do one thing 

And then he goes and does another thing 

Who organized all of my ex-girlfriends 

Into a choir and got them to sing? 

Who, who? Shut up 

Shut up girlfriends from the past 

Mimi 

Will no longer see me 

Britney 

Britney hit me 

Paula, Persephone 

Stella and Stephanie 

There must be fifty ways 

That lovers have left me 

Carol Brown 

Just took a bus out of town 

Love is a delicate thing 

It could just float away on the breeze 

He said the same thing to me 

How can we ever know 

We've found the right person in this world 

He means he looks at other girls 

Love is a mystery 

It does not follow a rule 

This guy is a fool 

He'll always be a boy 

He's a man who never grew up 

I thought I told you to shut up 

Mona 

You told me you were in a coma 

Tiffany 

You said that you had an epiphany 

Would you like a little cereal? 

Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends? 

Was it you, Carol Brown? 

Was it you, Carol Brown? 

Carol Brown 

Just took a bus out of town 

But I'm hoping that you'll stick around 

Stick around 

Stick around 

Stick around 

Stick around