You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute Lyrics - I Told You I Was Freaky - Flight Of The Conchords

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Its a cold night, beneath the street light, there's a man whose pants are too tight 

Oh no, his pants are too tight 

My pants are too tight 

He stands there, an empty stare, trying to make enough money for his cab fare home 

He'll have to walk home tonight 

Don't have enough for the ride 

The streets are cruel, he tries to act cool, he goes to work with only his one tool 

You can put away your tool, Jemaine 

You don't have to be, a prostitute 

No no no no no 

You can say no, to being a man hoe 

A male gigolo 

You don't have to be, a prostitute 

No no no no no 

You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent boy, bro, hoe 

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He can't see his way out 

I can not see my way out 

He can't see his way out 

Male prostitution seems to be my only option 

He can't see his way out 

I can not see my way out 

He can't see his way out 

No, no, no, no, no 

He sends cheap thrills, to pay expensive bills 

But check your résumé, you must have some other skills 

Do you have any other skills? 

Like typing? 

They see him, want him to please them, want him to play them, but they don't even pay him 

Oh no, they don't think he's worth it at all 

Don't think I know when, he tries to bring them home, maybe that would be a way if he lived alone 

Oh, you have a roommate Jemaine, don't bring them home 

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You don't have to be, a prostitute 

No no no no no 

You can say no, to being a man hoe 

A male gigolo 

You don't have to be, a prostitute 

No no no no no 

You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent boy, bro, hoe