Too Many Dicks (on The Dance Floor) Lyrics - I Told You I Was Freaky - Flight Of The Conchords

Too many dicks on the dance floor 

Too many dicks on the dance floor 

Too many dicks 

Too many dicks on the dance floor 

Too many dicks 

Too many dicks on the dance floor 

Too many dicks 

Going to the party 

Sipping on Bacardi 

Wanna meet a hottie 

But there's Adam, Steve and Marty 

There's Billy, Todd and Tommy 

They're on leave from the army 

The only boobs I'll see tonight 

Will be made of origami 

Tell the players, make it understood 

It ain't no good if there's too much wood 

Make sure you know before you go 

The dance floor bro-hoe ratio 

Five to one is a brodeo 

Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go 

Wait outside all night to find 

Twenty dudes in a conga line 

Too many dicks on the dance floor 

Easy to fix 

Too many dicks on the dance floor 

Spread out the dicks 

Too many dudes 

With too many dicks 

Too close to my shit 

Too hard to meet chicks 

I need better odds 

More broads, less rods 

I came to do battle 

Scadaddle with the cattle prods 

Too many boys 

Too many misters 

Not enough sisters 

Too much time on 

Too many hands 

Not enough ladies 

Too many mans 

Not enough ladies 

Too many mans 

Not enough ladies 

Too many mans 

Too many mans 

Too many mans 

Too many dicks on the dance floor 

Too many dicks on the dance floor 

Too many dicks 

Too many dicks on the dance floor 

Too many dicks 

Too many dicks on the dance floor 

Too many dicks 

Too many dongs 

Too many schlongs 

Now sing this song 

Too many dicks on the 

Too many dicks on the 

Dicks on the, dicks on the 

Dicks, dicks, dance, dicks, dicks, dicks 

Dicks, dicks, dicks on the dance floor 

Too many dicks on the dance floor 

Too many dicks on the dance floor 

Too many dicks 

Too many dicks on the dance floor 

Too many dicks 

Too many dicks on the dance floor 

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