Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros Lyrics - Singles - Flight Of The Conchords

I'm the mother flippin' rhymenocerous 

My beats are fat 

And the birds are on my back 

And I'm horny, I'm horny 

If you choose to proceed 

You will indeed concede 

Cause I hit you with my flow 

The wild rhino stampede 

I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated 

I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated 

And subsequently procreated 

That's how it goes 

Here's the Hiphopopotamus 

The hip hop hippo 

They call me the Hiphopopotamus 

My lyrics are bottomless 

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Sometimes our rhymes are polite 

Like, thank you for the dinner Ms. Right 

That was very delicious goodnight 

Sometimes they are obscene 

Like a pornographic dream 

NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine 

Yeah, some margarine 

They call me the Hiphopopotamus 

Flows that glow like phosphorous 

Poppin' off the top of this esophagus 

Rockin' this metropolis 

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal 

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? 

Did Steve tell you that, perchance? 

Steve 

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My rhymes and records, they don't get played 

Because my records and rhymes, they don't get made 

And if you rap like me you don't get paid 

And if you roll like me you don't get laid 

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment 

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant 

Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist 

But you lovely bitches and hoes should know 

I'm trying to correct this 

Other rappers dis me 

Say my rhymes are sissy 

Why? Why? Why? What? 

Why exactly? 

What? Why? 

Be more constructive 

With your feedback, please 

Why? Why? 

Why? Cause I rap about reality 

Like me and my grandma drinkin' a cup of tea 

There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party 

Hey, ho 

I'm the motherflippin' 

I'm the motherflippin' 

I'm the motherflippin' 

Who's the motherflippin? 

I'm the motherflippin' 

I'm the motherflippin' 

I'm the motherflippin' 

Motherflippin'