What The Hell Happened To Me Lyrics - What The Hell Happened To Me! - Adam Sandler

I used to ride a big wheel. 

And sell lemonade. 

Eat popcorn with Grandpa while we watched a parade. 

But now I'm only happy when I'm drinkin' J.D. 

What the hell happened to me? 

I used to have fun throwing snowballs. 

With my best friend Billy. 

Then Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly. 

But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee. 

What the hell happened to me? 

I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood. 

I only did the things that Mama said I should. 

But now I just do whatever I want. 

I even whipped it out in a restaurant. 

I used to help clean the park in the middle of town. 

Then played kickball ' til the sun went down. 

But now all I do is get VD. 

What the hell happened to me? 

It makes no sense. 

I can't believe I ended up me. 

I'm outta my gourd. 

Won't somebody please help me. 

I'm kind of a wierdo.