Crazy Love Lyrics - What The Hell Happened To Me! - Adam Sandler

You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot 

And all my conversations are being recorded 

And you don't mind that all my pants are way too short on me 

And I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago 

Ha-Ha-Ha 

And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road 

Then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player 

And you don't have a problem with me when I follow people I never met before 

And force them to look at the portrait of of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on 

my back 

It's very pretty, baby 

Well you must have been sent from up above 

You're all that I can think of 

You're just as psychotic as me 

My crazy love 

Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night 

And I make you sing in tongues to me until I fall asleep 

Blah bloo blah bloo bloo 

Thank you 

And you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out with my stepfather 

And I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years 

I believe you sugarpie 

'Cause our love is right on track 

I'm yours, you're mine it's a fact 

Don't forget to take your Prozac 

My crazy love 

Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there 

Oh, three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear 

I didn't care 

Babe I know I never had a job 

'Cause I'm afraid to talk to people 

'Cause now they're all robots who are seekin' information 

They can't fool you, sweetheart 

And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin Chester's house 

to the ground 

But you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when they came and 

questioned you 

I ain't no fink, dollface 

'Cause we know that it's true 

Only I could love you 

We both eat with our hands 

My crazy love 

My crazy, crazy love 

Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby 

I feel the same way 

Would you throw some macaroni on me 

Oh yeah, here you go 

These lyrics are brought to you courtesy of ~JillyWilly~