Mr. Bake-o Lyrics - What The Hell Happened To Me! - Adam Sandler

I'm sittin' in my chair watchin' the TV 

It's not even on, but there is plenty for me to see 

I just lit some crazy ass shit 

That my friend overnight-mailed me 

I'm fuckin' wasted 

It's the best shit I ever tasted 

I think they fuckin' laced it 

'Cause I'm so damn lambasted 

Oh my friend over so packed him a pipe 

I told him he better go easy on this shit 

But he didn't believe the hype 

He sparked three bowls just to show he could take it 

Two minutes late he was playin' backgammon naked 

He's fuckin' wasted 

It's the best shit he ever tasted 

He's lost in fuckin' space-ed 

'Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted 

Oh I spent the last two hours iding under my bed 

'Cause I looked in the garbage can and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head 

I'm fuckin' wasted 

Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face 

The bird laughed hysterically and started to moon walk all over the place 

He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak 

He looked at the two of us and he started to speak 

I'm fuckin' wasted 

It's the best shit I ever tasted 

My brain's been erased-ed 

Well fuckin' fried 

Now I'm sittin' in the bathtub wantin' somthing to eat 

I wanted a pizza- the bird said 'uh, pepperoni would be sweet' 

Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe 

I said, 'We ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you?' 

I'm fuckin' wasted 

It's the best shit I ever fuckin' tasted 

Oh fuckin' shit 

I'm way too baked