The Chanukah Song Lyrics - What The Hell Happened To Me! - Adam Sandler

Ok... 

This is a song that uh... 

There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uh... 

Not too many Chanukah songs 

So uh... 

I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs 

Here We Go... 

Put on your yarmulke 

Here comes Chanukah 

So much funukah 

To celebrate Chanukah 

Chanukah is the festival of lights 

Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights 

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree 

Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me 

David Lee Roth lights the menorah 

So do Kirk Douglas, James Caan and the late Dinah Shore-ah 

Guess who eats together and the CarDeli 

Bowser form Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli 

Paul Newman's half Jewish, Glodie Hawn's half too 

Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew 

You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" 

'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spook- both Jewish 

Put on your yarmulke 

It's time for Chanukah 

The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs 

Celebrates Chanukah 

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew 

But guess who is hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted 

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby 

Harrison Ford's and quarter Jewish- not to shabby 

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is 

Well he's not but guess who is 

All three Stooges 

So many Jews are in showbiz 

Tom Cruise isn't but I heard his agent is 

Tell your friend Veronica 

It's time to celebrte Chanukah 

I hope I get a harmonicah 

On this lovely, lovely Chanukah 

So drink your gin and tonicah 

And smoke your marijuanikah 

If your really, really wannakah 

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah 

Happy Chanukah