The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal Lyrics - What The Hell Happened To Me! - Adam Sandler

Performed by adam sandler and jon 

Contributed by chris durkin 

Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite 

Diner. 

Waiter: hi, what can I get you today? 

Excited southerner: hi, how are you...i was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh, 

The chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...i 

Saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees 

With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and...i'm watching my 

Weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead 

Of fried, I ya, just, hash browns...i wanted to mix the ketchup with the 

May-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate 

Plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the blue plate 

Special, does that come with the soup of the day, or- 

Waiter: I'll come back when you're ready. 

Excited southerner: hoooo...