The Adventures Of The Cow Lyrics - What The Hell Happened To Me! - Adam Sandler

Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi 

Transcribed by a fan 

"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" 

[baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] 

Cow: moo 

"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground" 

[plane sounds] 

M1: alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it 

Cow: moo 

[ripcord sounds] 

Cow: moo,mrr 

[parachute opens] 

Cow: moow 

[thud] 

"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries" 

[cow opening paper bag] 

Cow: moo,moo 

[car screeches, and turns back around] 

Cow: mrr 

"and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim" 

[cow walking towards pool, big splash] 

Cow: moo 

[crowd cheering] 

Cow: mrr,mrr 

[underwater moo] 

"and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on" 

F1: ohh baby you like it when I dance with you 

Cow: moo 

F1: uh uh uh, you can't touch that 

Cow: moo 

Bouncer: keep your hands off the girl 

Cow: moo 

Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave 

Cow: moo 

M2: hey watch it cow 

"and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call" 

[tennis ball being hit] 

Farmer: that was out 

Cow: moo 

Farmer: don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out 

Cow: moo 

Farmer: by at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out 

Cow: moo 

Farmer: don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out 

Cow: mrr 

Farmer: you cannot see from that angle 

Cow: moo 

"and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke" 

[phone rings, cow picks it up] 

Farmer: hello may I speak to the cow 

Cow: moo 

Farmer: hi, I'm a famous actor 

Cow: moo 

Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me 

Cow: moo 

Farmer: why don't I make reservations? 

Cow: moo 

Farmer: and why don't I tell you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle 

Cow: mrr 

Farmer: take that fatty 

Cow: mrr 

[slams down phone] 

"and now a cow gets his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle" 

[car sounds] 

Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. 

[car hits farmer] 

Farmer: oooh 

Cow: mooooooooooooo