The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Lyrics - What The Hell Happened To Me! - Adam Sandler

[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background] 

"And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl." 

Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?" 

Excited Southerner: "Yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say 

that you're -- very pretty girl, and I, I -- hoo -- you'the -- we've 

known each other for so long now, and-uh, it's about time that the two 

of us -- we're both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don't want to 

die alone, I -- tell you that much -- hoo -- getting ahead of myself -- 

got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what I'm trying to get across 

to you right now, hoo, I mean, 

whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband, 

you don't have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there, I'm, I'm, 

the-, I'm, I'm -- hoo, honeymoon in the 

Poconos, with the -- hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional -- you don't have to 

do what you don't want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you're going to 

love me, and that -- that's fi-- til death do us part I, we'll get the 

chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset -- no prenuptial agree --" 

Girl: "Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? Because I'm just not 

ready for that kind of commitment." 

Excited Southerner: "Coooooo."