Things In My Jeep Lyrics - Popstar: Never Stop, Never Stopping - The Lonely Island

[Intro: The Lonely Island] 

KidBrain 

[Verse 1: The Lonely Island] 

Boxing gloves, condoms and blue blockers 

Dress shoes, a Sharpie and 3 quarters 

A football, hacky sack, frisbee in the back and a baseball cap 

Two folding chairs, adirondack 

And a mini cooler filled with healthy snacks 

Beach towels, sunblock, a surfboard and a sleeping bag 

Bottled water, cashew nuts, extra socks, an American flag 

Old boots, paper towels, Shopgirl: A Novella 

Deodorant, house keys, sweatshirt, an umbrella 

A golf club, basketball, bug spray 

A laundry heap, a pocket knife, a battery 

These are the things in my Jeep 

[Chorus] 

These are the things in my Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep (x4) 

[Verse 2: The Lonely Island] 

Hairspray, a toy car, deck of cards, and some handy wipes 

A bag of trash, a shoe lace, a rubiks cube, and a flashlight 

A bandanna with my name on it 

A mix tape, push play on it 

A toothbrush and toothpaste 

A tic tac in a briefcase 

A dream catcher, a road map 

Registration and insurance 

A toy car, a rubber band and a tape of the Jimmy Hendrix Experience 

A cup holder, a steering wheel, a soda can in the back seat, a phone charger, an old wallet 

These are the things in my Jeep 

[Verse 3: Linkin Park] 

Hi, come inside, look around my Jeep 

You will find such marvelous things 

A broken stapler, some crumpled paper 

Prepare for adventure, inside my Jeep 

[Chorus] 

These are the things in my Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep (x2) 

These are the things, all of the things 

These are the things that I keep in my Jeep 

These are the things, all of the things 

These are the things that I keep in my Jeep