Mona Lisa Lyrics - Popstar: Never Stop, Never Stopping - The Lonely Island

What's up y'all? 

This is Conner4Real 

You know I've been all around the world, right? 

But tonight I'm on my dumb shit 

I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon 

So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre 

I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket 

Pushed my way to the front of the crowd 

And I couldn't believe what I saw 

Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shit 

With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes 

And a smirk like you're hiding a dick 

What the fuck is this garbage? 

Mona Lisa, the original basic bitch 

Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile 

Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly 

I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramids 

But what did I find there? 

A dirty pile of bricks 

There was trash all over and a very foul odor 

The smell was that of a camel's ass 

But even that wasn't as bad as 

Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids 

Can someone explain why the whole wide world 

Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid? 

Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid 

And Da Vinci must have sucked an art historian's dick 

To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread 

At the top of the all-time list of paintings 

Mona Lisa, I got to know 

Where the fuck are your eyebrows, I really wanna know 

You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead 

Get this chick some Rogaine 

You a bloated corpse, girl 

I'm an American man, this is my native land 

Where no one lies about paintings 

But that's not the case in France 

Where the naked ladies dance and they look like Dennis Franz 

You're so mangy, Mona 

Hair part wider than a country road 

Unless you count cats, she died alone-a 

The Mona Lisa sucks, la da-da-da-da