2 Banditos Lyrics - Popstar: Never Stop, Never Stopping - The Lonely Island

Ooh, two banditos 

Well howdy ma'am, we the two banditos 

Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos 

Similar to autopedos, (?) 

Gotta turn that frown into more of a frown 

Hunter's thinking they were Conner4Real, what's the deal? 

I'm on some white boy shit man, tryna stack a mil' 

Yeah, I'm also on my white boy shit, that's my birthright 

Call my dick the shooting star (why?) cause it burns, right? 

I fucked your first cousin with the didgeridoo 

And when she came, you know it sounded like "wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow" 

Yeah, you know we're two banditos 

Yeah, you know we're two banditos 

Yeah, you know we're two banditos 

Do a little dance and I drink a little water 

Man, how'd I get the money? (don't worry 'bout it) 

Why they kissing on my couch? (don't worry 'bout it) 

How they get so cool? (don't worry 'bout it) 

You've been struck by the two banditos 

What the fuck is that? (don't worry 'bout it) 

Does this make me look fat? (don't worry 'bout it) 

I just ate a fucking rat (don't worry 'bout it) 

You've been struck by the two banditos 

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, stupid! 

My name is Connor and I'm not a model citizen 

I'll take a swig from this bottle that I drizzle in 

Swimming in her prison, man, my interests is dwindling 

And I'm hella bored too, fuck it 

Banditos eat a lot of burritos 

While we're fucking bald eagles 

Hey, let's go back to the chorus dude (oh, okay) 

Yeah, we're two cute little kittens 

Yeah, we're two cute little kittens 

Yeah, we're two cute little kittens 

Shut the fuck up! 

Thank you 

We just robbed the place (don't worry 'bout it) 

They just licked my face (don't worry 'bout it) 

Took a shit in your food (don't worry 'bout it, rude!) 

You've been struck by the two banditos 

Pop this pill (don't worry 'bout it) 

Is that cocaine? (don't worry 'bout it) 

What is life? (don't worry 'bout it) 

You've been struck by the two banditos 

Wow wow wow wow mother fucker (wow)