I'm So Humble Lyrics - Popstar: Never Stop, Never Stopping - The Lonely Island

Watch out, watch out 

It's Conner! 

I've got it all and I'm gettin' more 

But I never fall, beat 'em all 

'Cause you know I'm so humble 

I'm so humble, I'm so humble 

I'm a superstar, I kick down the door 

Got the money and the girls 

And I'm also so humble 

I'm so humble 

I'm so humble, I'm so humble 

Bar none, I am the most humble-est 

Number one at the top of the humble list 

My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est 

But I act like it tastes bad outta humbleness 

The thing about me that's so impressive 

Is how infrequently I mention all of my successes 

I pooh-pooh it when girls say that I should model 

My belly's full from all the pride I swallow 

I'm the most courteous-biddable, hospitable 

Reverential, normal-ary Arnold Schwarzen-orgarary 

I hate compliments, put 'em in the mortuary 

I'm so ordinary that it's truly quite extraordinary 

It's not a competition, but I'm winnin' 

You won't hear me admit it 

Because I'm so timid and submissive 

I treat fat people like they were thin 

Talk simple for the dumbos 

I'm so humble 

I'm not your normal definition of a rockstar 

I don't complain when my private jet is sub-par 

Ya mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister 

People say I'm charming, bu-but I beg to differ 

I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo 

After a stumble left him covered in a big pot o' gumbo 

I guess in a way, bein' gracious is my weakness 

People say I'm so unpretentious for a genius 

I've got it all and I'm gettin' more 

But I never fall, beat 'em all 

'Cause you know I'm so humble 

I say that with no ego 

I'm so humble 

It's just good manners 

They say I'm a ten, but I'm an eight at best 

"Plus two," says you 

Not me, 'cause I'm so humble 

Mama raised me right 

I'm so humble, I'm so humble 

Watch out, watch out