Finest Girl (bin Laden Song) Lyrics - Popstar: Never Stop, Never Stopping - The Lonely Island

[Verse 1] 

Finest girl I ever met in my whole life 

Wanted to take her home, make her my wife 

Knew she was a freak when she started talking 

She said, "Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden"(ooh woah) 

That girl was freak 

She said she wanted me to fuck her harder then the military 

[Hook] 

Fucked Bin Laden 

Fuck Bin Laden 

Fuck Bin Laden 

She wanted to fuck me harder then the US government 

Fucked Bin Laden 

[Verse 2] 

She was a freaky kind of girl 

Kept up with current events from all around the world 

More specifically one event 

The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head 

She said "Do me like that" 

But I couldn't track the metaphor 

That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur 

That said again your request is so irregular 

She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door 

Then a turban 

Then a tunic 

She said "Invade my cave with your special unit" 

I said "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping 

She demanded that I fuck her like we 

[Hook] 

Fucked Bin Laden 

Fuck Bin Laden 

Fuck Bin Laden 

She wanted to fuck me harder then the US government 

Fucked Bin Laden 

[Verse 3] 

This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax 

With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden 

You're harboring a fugitive(That ass) 

My justice will be punitive (Imma smash) 

Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro 

She tried to negotiate, I said thats a no-no 

Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go 

She tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta 

"Terrorize that pussy" 

"Gotta terrorize that pussy" 

So I did it, improvised some crazy shit 

Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit 

She said "Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean" 

I yell "Geronimo" and took some pictures for posting 

The President called, he said "Congratulations Conner" 

I said "Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?" 

He said "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden, I gots to know how you fucked her like we 

[Hook] 

Fucked Bin Laden" 

Fuck Bin Laden 

Fuck Bin Laden 

[Verse 4] 

I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden 

Ohh this girl insisted that that the way we did it was merciless and exact 

Just like the now world famous attack that fucked 

Osama Bin Laden