Ashley Wednesday Lyrics - Popstar: Never Stop, Never Stopping - The Lonely Island

I landed in London 

At a quarter to noon 

So excited to see her 

Took a cab to her room 

I know she's exquisite 

So I had to visit 

Pushed my back to the front of the door 

And you wouldn't believe what I saw 

Ashley Wednesday 

A spectacularly beautiful chick 

With impeccable style and spectacular eyes 

When we met, both of our souls clicked like a plug in a socket 

Ashley Wednesday 

Oh, you hit me like a tonne of bricks 

With illuminous hair and your sturdy teeth 

I want our hearts to be joined at the hip, so to speak 

I gotta know 

What is your stance on marriage? 

Girl, I really gotta know 

'Cause we never talk about it 

But now I am proposing 

Get this girl some diamonds 

Please freaking say yes, girl 

I'm an American man 

This is my native land 

But for you I'd summer in England 

But I will not go to France 

On that I take a stand 

But I hope you'll take my hand 

Both in life and marriage 

Step into my carriage 

We'll park inside my garage 

And live inside my house 

As husband and wife