Houston, We Have A Problem (shaving Off My Muff For You) Lyrics - Singles - Eric Schwartz

Your birthday is coming 

Dont worry, Im aware 

Ive been trying to find you something 

Just to show how much I care 

But I just couldn't tell 

'Til I bought that Mademoiselle 

Now I know just what Im gonna do 

Now Im shavin' off my muff for you 

'cause lately when you love me 

You've seemed a little cross 

And then after, when you're brushing 

You refuse the dental floss 

Even when it was mint 

But I can take a hint 

Now the only question's one blade or two 

When Im shavin' off my muff for you 

My friends keep axin' "girl, havent you tried waxin?" 

Or that depilatory cream 

My ex-friend Katie lent me her Epilady 

And I found out how loud I could screeeeeeeemmmm 

Now there's gonna be stubble 

But darlin', duty calls 

So get down there on the double 

If you want to keep your balls 

'cause I scraped and I scratched 

Even had to pluck a patch 

'cause even my Mach Three wouldn't do 

When Im shavin' off my muff 

Shavin' off my muff 

Shavin off my muff for you