Great Big World Lyrics - Singles - Eric Schwartz

Sun comes into my room I jump out a bed 

Go straight to the kitchen put some coffee on and toast some bread 

Brand new morning, gotta get going, 

Turn on the shower make it in before the water's flowing 

Shave brush scrape flush rinse comb mints pluck 

Gel squirt smell shirt pants socks shoes clock's 

Tellin me eight thirty-five, hey it's great to be alive 

Pour the coffee, drink the juice, inhale the toast and turn me loose 

On this great big world you just watch me go 

I am super man catch me if you can 

Mister great big world you have met your match 

I will call your bluff you will see how tough I am 

My footsteps on the sidewalk make a rhythm like a train 

As Im getting near the bus stop it pulls up to let the people in 

I take a breath, my footsteps slow 

I stop and smile wave good-bye, smack the side, watch it go 

Cross the street to the deli, six-pack and a dozen jelly 

Donuts and a lotto ticket say a prayer and let them pick it 

Pay the tab, grab the bag, step out side take a drag 

Marlboro hard pack everybody step back 

Its a great big word and its mine all mine 

I will get things done I will make it shine 

Its a great big world you have met your match 

Watch the way I thrive as I kick it into overdrive 

Then I remember todays episode of Jerry Springer 

Its gonna be a doozie its a floozy with a quadriplegic daughter 

Whos a swinger 

So I better not linger 

I run back home and I put the groceries on the table 

Turn on the tube, thousand channels of pirate cable 

Strip down to my underwear, scratch myself, crack a beer 

Sit back, have a laugh at all the stupid white trash 

On the Jerry Springer show, dozen donuts in a row 

Take my laptop to the john, boot up sign on 

Check my email, spank my monkey 

Check my email, spank my monkey 

Smoke a doobie, smoke another 

Spank my monkey, call my mother 

'cause its a great big world and Im proud of me 

For being just what I wanna be, wanna be 

Its a great big world and its mine all mine 

And Ill be this way til the end of time, end of time 

Great Big World