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Children's Songs Lyrics - Singles - Eric Schwartz

Theres a monster in the toilet and he wants to eat your poo 

So you better hurry up because hed just as soon eat you 

Hes coming, hes coming, here he comes!!! 

AHHHHHHH! 

 

Theres a bomb in the bed 

And it goes off when it gets wet 

Pleasant dreams, little girl, pleasant dreams 

 

It hurts your food when you chew it 

It hurts your food when you chew it 

So next time you eat, think twice, dont do it 

''cause it hurts your food when you chew it 

 

When women get pregnant, Strange tricks the lord plays 

Each of them change in their own special ways 

Some will crave pickles 

Some will knit socks 

Mommy stored lipids like gold at Fort Knox 

If theres one thing I have found to be true 

Mommy is fat because mommy had you