Wives Do It All The Time (parody 'girls Do It All The Time' - Mindy Mccready) Lyrics - Singles - Cledus T. Judd

Oh gosh, here we go again 

A fella can't get no rest around this joint 

Oh well, she got up this morning at six a.m. 

She was as grumpy as can be 

Not a snowball chance of sleepin' late 

'Cos she started vacuuming 

Said, "Get your lazy butt up Cledus 

You gotta take me to the mall 

Don't forget to bring them credit cards 

'Cos I'ma gonna use 'em all" 

Wives do it all the time 

We can't meet all their demands 

A bunch a female general Schwarzkopfs 

A' barkin' off their commands 

They spend all our money, it's a mystery 

How us menfolk can survive 

(Oh, why do we can't tell if they break a nail?) 

Wives do it all the time 

Oh, her makeup's scattered all over the place 

And the bathroom's a cloud of dust 

Didn't leave no gas in my pick up 

And she hates the way I get my hair cut 

You know you sure are a cold one, baby 

You get green with jealousy 

When I steal your Victoria Sacred 

Or watch Mindy on CMT 

Wives do it all the time 

We can't meet all their demands 

You know they lose all their sweetness 

Oh, when we give 'em that wedding band 

They spend all our money, it's a mystery 

How us menfolk can survive 

(Well, they never fail, to find a sale) 

Wives do it all the time 

Well, she just might get frisky tonight 

So I won't get nowhere near her 

And if she says, "Cledy, come on to bed" 

I'll pretend that I don't hear her, ooh 

They spend all our money, it's a mystery 

How us menfolk can survive 

(Beats all I ever saw, they'll bite rough to sore) 

Wives do it all the time 

Yeah, wives do it all the time, all the time 

Wives do it all the time, all the time 

Wives do it all the time, all the time 

Wives do it, mine does it all the time