A Night I Can't Remember Lyrics - Singles - Cledus T. Judd

Parody of "A Night To Remember" by Joe Diffie (Max T. Barnes/T. W. Hale) Curb Songs/Kinetic Diamond II/Rob 'N Reily/Songs Of Peer, Ltd./Gramily Music Publishing (ASCAP) 

New Lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Jeff Carter, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)/Jeff Carter music (ASCAP) 

Paul does this kind of thing every day 

Yeah 

Like what skip a rehearsal 

You know we got the CMA Awards tomorrow night 

What are we gonna do about a drummer 

(to a kid) 

Hey you come here 

You ever played drums before 

No 

Want to 

Yeah 

Get in there and beat 'em then 

OK hot dog 

Start too soon you little showboat 

Who do you think you are Tommy Lee Jones 

Let's go 

Uh...not bad for a four year old 

Been dang near two years 

Since I had a beer 

By gosh that's changing tonight 

Gonna start me a tab 

Call me a cab 

(* whistle *) TAXI 

Might even get in a fight 

I ain't going hog-wylin' forever 

Gonna have myself a night I can't remember 

Miller Lights a shot of Crown 

Man that stuff burns goin' down 

One too many Coke and Jacks It'll all come floatin' back 

That Old Cuervo's way too strong 

But one more 'fore I go home fire up the blender 

Gonna have myself a night I can't remember 

(Give me a cool tab and a gun) 

Drunk ain't my style 

And it'll be a long while 'fore I pull that stunt again 

(Oh my head) 

Tylenol and Tums 

Oh no here it comes 

I'm prayin to the porcelain 

This hangover can't last forever 

Done had myself a night I can't remember 

OH 

Shot out the lights 

Kicked down the door 

Woke up face down on the floor 

I'd better call someone and ask 

How'd I wind up in this cast 

I got stamps on both my hands 

I wonder who threw that beer can 

Right through my winder 

Done had myself a night I can't remember 

OHHHHH 

My dang liver's nearly gone 

In AA's where I belong 

Hey thanks bartender 

Done had myself a night 

I can't remember 

Twelve steps my foot 

I can't even take two 

And by the way kid you're hired 

Just no drinkin' 

I mean it