She's Got A Butt, Bigger Than The Beatles (parody 'bigger Than The Beatles' - Joe Diffie) Lyrics - Singles - Cledus T. Judd

She cooks with lard, loves hot food bars 

A quart of sweet tea, and fried pork skins 

Can't get enough, eat still she's stuffed 

Goes to the bathroom, then she comes back again 

She thinks she looks just like Madonna 

When she runs her greasy fingers through her bleached blonde hair 

Most times she'll place another order 

And Lordy have mercy on that little bitty chair 

She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles 

Eatin' me outta house and home 

Her booty size well it outta be illegal 

She has a hard time sittin' on the throne 

Hamburgers, hotdogs 

Cheese fries and coleslaw 

A dozen bear claws 

Yum, yum, yum 

Loves sausage links, hates diet drinks 

Takes up both seats in a two seater car 

Her doctor said, "Lay off the bread" 

But he didn't say nothing 'bout a Snickers bar 

She drinks sweet milk by the gallon 

And she'd never eat a salad or a lean cuisine 

Then she'll lay, spread out on the hammock 

After she's done her damage at the Dairy Queen 

She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles 

Folks make fun cause she's overgrown 

Her rumps shaped like a Volkswagen Beetle 

She gives new meaning to the words big boned 

Bagels and cream cheese 

Vanilla ice cream 

A tub of whip cream 

Yum, yum, yum 

No you won't find her name on the weight loss of fame 

Down at Jenny Craig's 

When she clean's 'em out at the Waffle house 

They'll bring in more ham and eggs 

She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles 

Her favorite food is chocolate ding dongs 

It's wide enough to play line backer for the Eagles 

Dion Sanders better leave her alone 

Tried chicken that steak 

Or a fat free milk shake 

Enough for God's sake's 

Stop the insanity 

Weight watchers, yeah 

Weight watchers, yeah 

Yeah I watched her weight 

I watched it go from 117 and a quarter when I married her 

To 317 and a half, two and a half years latter 

But I still love ya honey