Straight White Male Lyrics - Singles - Bo Burnham

Walking around I've got no one to talk to 

There's everyone and then there's just me 

If I could change don't you think that I'd do it 

God only knows why he cursed me to be 

A straight white male 

I state my problems other people roll their eyes 

Three trips to the mall and zero khakis in my size 

I've never been the victim of a random search for drugs 

But you can't say my life is easy until you've walked a mile in my Uggs 

Straight white male 

I know the road looks tough ahead 

The women want rights, the gays want kids 

Can't you just leave us alone? And also no to the things you asked for 

Everyone thinks that I've got it easy 

Just cause it's true, doesn't mean that it's right 

So pull up a chair and put down your pitchfork 

Give me a chance to show you what it's like to be 

A straight white male 

The church has never made me feel ashamed of who I am 

But I get emails from Netflix that Gmail doesn't mark as spam 

My Country's constitution was handwritten by my race 

But my wife bought me the brand new iPhone, with an iPod touch's case 

(It doesn't fit that phone) 

Straight white male 

I know the road looks tough ahead 

The women want rights, the blacks want not to be called the blacks 

Can't you just leave us alone? And also no to the things you asked for 

(Noooooo) 

Straight white male 

I know the road looks tough ahead 

The women want rights, the African America...it doesn't work with the rhythm of the song 

We used to have all the money and land 

We still do but it's not as fun now