#deep Lyrics - Singles - Bo Burnham

This songs about how deep I am 

I'm really fucking deep bro 

So deep that it's called.. Hashtag Deep 

Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air? 

Me Neither 

Have you ever stopped to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there? 

Meat Cleaver 

The people in my life are like grains of sand 

Cause they stick together 

Yeah.. Often near my butt hole 

If life is an ocean than I am a deep and handsome fish 

A fish that's drowning 

If the artistic process is a birth canal 

Than I am a freshly jellied kid 

Come witness my crowning 

Cause thoughts of mine 

Must be a sign that I'm 

Hashtag Deep 

(Newer version) 

If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? 

Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet instead of your girlfriends face? Me neither.. Me neither! 

(Older version) 

Have you ever taken a side of bacon and jacked off watching babe? Me neither! Me neither! 

Have you ever seen a girl on Halloween that looks like she's dressed for a rape? Yes, not her fault though you sick fucks 

The people in my life are like blades of grass 

Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole! 

Art is a harlot 

And i am her sassy urban friend 

Mmm, bitch it's like your being so selfish 

If momma is right and the world is my oyster 

Than i must have an allergy to shellfish 

You don't know 

How could you know 

If life makes you wish you were dead 

Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head 

Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dream 

Hashtag Deep