High School Party Lyrics - Singles - Bo Burnham

High School party, senior year 

Boys and girls are all sippin on beer 

I like soda, wheres the soda 

Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda 

I see you from across the crowd 

I said the party is bumpin and the music is loud 

Youre really drunk and youre looking sad 

Its like a date rape ad 

Girl, then we start to dance and 

Girl, baby this is romance 

Girl, Im starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants 

Girl, youre bodies like what 

conjunction junction, thats a fine ass but 

Im like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin til you get to the nut 

And I said 

Lets rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block 

Either way girl, were taking a walk (wok) 

Youre going to love me the way my uncle did 

Except youre not gonna to go to court for doin it 

Be a guillotine or my girl instead 

Either way, youre giving me head 

Im gonna love you the right way 

Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say 

Girl 

When I say girl 

We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter 

Whys it called dry humping if I always need a towel after 

You spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed 

Even though youre yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed 

Were both aware of my erection 

You ask if I have protection 

I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby sitter walked in I had to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit 

Girl 

Girl 

Insert a euphemism 

A sexy mental prism 

Increase my pelvic rhythm 

For you with my syllogism 

I know your body and I know how to please ya 

Dont thank me, thank wikipedia 

Guys dont go down, well I am- 

What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram 

Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess 

Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad 

High school party, senior year 

None of that happened cause I wasnt invitedhm