I'm Bo Yo Lyrics - Singles - Bo Burnham

What's that? 

My six song album entitled "Bo Fo Sho" is currently available on iTunes 

With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? 

Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get aids? 

I would have guessed scurvy. 

Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr. 

Wanna hear a rap? 

Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays 

But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... 

I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, 

A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it, 

And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming, 

And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. 

I spit fire like I just blew a demon 

My shits so hot I leave your toilet bowl steamin 

I'm gonna tarot like the cards of the gypsies 

You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses. 

If your pants are loose, I'll re-pleat ya. 

You're a first time veagan and it's nice to meat ya 

I'm bo yo 

I'm the greatest rappa eva 

And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not 

Think your better your not 

Don't need a sweater I'm hot 

I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot 

What the hell's a g spot? 

Go to a 

Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3 

Spin that plant around you got a third whirled cunt tree 

That's right, consider yourself warned 

I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn 

Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? 

Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram 

Look at that crack excuse me can I buy a gram? 

Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham 

First base, were making out 

Second base, I'm getting faked out. 

Third base, I'm getting take out 

And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out 

But I just don't know I said I just don't care I said 

My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear 

And you can spell and smell my stink 

B.O. lingers and it makes you think 

Cause I'm bo yo 

And I'm the greatest rappa eva 

And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not 

Think your better your not 

Don't need a sweater I'm hot 

You got two eyes, only got one shot. yeahh. 

Yo, 

Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts, 

I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze 

I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her. 

Casue I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise. 

YO, My girl is epyletic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with 

Common you asian child labor show me what your workin with 

OOO large machinery 

Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects 

I'm talking bout religious sects like a morman sect that says you cant have sex with memebers of different sects but you cant have sex with members of the same sex 

so if the sex cant be different the sex cant be same the only sex left is some left hand shame 

And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u Can write my name 

Cause I'm bo yo 

I'm the greatest rappa eva 

And I'll weather your weather whether you think your better or not 

Think your better your not 

Don't need a sweater I'm hot 

And if I can't think of another rhyme then I ought, 

To think of one. 

Yeah write this down man. 

Yo, yo 

Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics 

I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics 

This isn't about ironic pigment 

If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment. 

Yeah. 

Feel it ready. 

Man, my junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people Think I'm lookin for lost rings 

Play the skin flute Your big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings. 

Oh, 

Come on 

Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin 

Cuase I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and 

If I'm in the closet then you are blow me 

Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey 

Yeah. 

Yo, cause I'm bo yo 

I'm the greatest rappa eva 

And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not 

Think your better your not 

Don't need a sweater I'm hot 

I'm a real g that can really find your g spot. 

Yeah, yeah, yo, yooo. 

I'm a real g homey that can really find your g spot. 

Oh. 

Oh my God buy my e.p. on iTunes. 

Right now, go right now, 

While I stall. 

Buy it right now. 

Out.