Traditional Stand-up Lyrics - Words Words Words - Bo Burnham

We got a little serious there. 

I think "fisting" should be called "upper-cunting", 

And we're back. 

Do you guys like impressions? 

(Yeah.) 

"Why?" That was Socrates. 

Older traditional stand-up comics sometimes have problems with me 

Because they think I use music and other stuff 

And they think I'm a gimmick, I'm a hack, you know, I'm a gimmick comic 

And they're such comedy purists, they don't think my comedy can stand on it's own. 

But the truth is, I'm a comedy purist, too. 

So I can do comedy without gimmicks. 

I'll show you that right now. 

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? 

Names! 

For those listening on the CD, I just gave birth to a dove. 

I love traditional stand-up comedy, don't get me wrong. 

I love it. I'm a huge fan of traditional stand-up comics. 

A lot of them are my heroes. 

And I want to be a traditional stand-up comic 

And I've been working on some traditional stand-up material and 

It's in its infancy so, please, bare with me, go easy 

But this is a bit of my traditional stand-up.