My Lyrics - Singles - Bo Burnham

One two three four 

People think I'm tall 

You probably do too 

Got a big hat size and a 16 shoe 

And a 16 shoe 

As tall as a tree 

But as wide as a twig 

To top it all off 

My wiener is...tiny 

My wiener is tiny 

Doesn't make any sense it's only 2 1/2 

Whenever I'm naked even Asians laugh 

(Asian tune) 

It'll be like nothing you've ever felt 

I'm the only guy who needs a condom belt (What?) 

Please don't be mean 

Please don't be a jerk 

I've tried all those pills 

Trust me they don't work 

Trust me they don't work 

If girth was a virtue I'd end up in hell 

Right now I'm erect and you can't even tell 

You can't even tell 

I hate myself 

Why isn't it long! 

Did my circumcision go horribly wrong 

When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob 

I can only give you a finger job 

Wanna be the stud now I'm the stooge 

Wouldn't be weird if my balls weren't so huge 

But my balls are huge! 

I guess it would be great if I was hung like a horse 

I gotta let nature take its course 

Nature takes its course 

Just kidding I'm huge 

Sorry about the Asian part