By the light of the lamp I sit to type-my notes on tab at my side. I don't see the sun much these days. A fluorescent tan covers my hide. How much impact shall I have this time?.
Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and. Lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was. Burgundy. It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and.
Sgt. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, ingenious Sgt. Pilcher. He's found a way to make them pay. For the deviant things they do and say. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, quick-witted Sgt. Pilcher.
Used to come around here. To peddle his wares. A lot more takers now. . The turkey J. You can taste the air. Around your face. . His name was Barrest Jeffries.
I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off. Dance around the house like nature boy. My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be.
My friend Fats, he's a hell of a guy.. Let me tell you why.. He's the epitome of neighborly.. . My friend Fats, he's a hell of a guy.. Let me tell y'all why..
My name is Mud. Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis. My name is mud and it's always been. 'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen.
Mrs. Blaileen - she was a sixth grade teacher. And she controlled the children. By using humiliation.. The target always seemed to be Donny.. . He was a bit slower than the others..
They call me Mr. Knowitall. I will not compromise.. I will not be told what to do.. I shall not step aside.. . They call me Mr. Knowitall. I have no time to waste..
Hello Mr. Krinkle. How are you today?. Seems the rumors are about your team might move away. Now, me I'm sentimental. But I'm not one to cry. . Say there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise the Bastard boat.
I once had an ice cube, pretty little ice cube.. Now it's gone, now it's gone.. Her name was Mary, pretty little ice cube.. Now she's gone, now she's gone..
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I just want to satisfy you. I would like to rectify you. Pay no attention to what you've heard. This mediocrity is so absurd.. . But I won't listen to erratic advice.
My socks and shoes always match. Is It Luck?. There's a foot at the end of each of my legs. Is It Luck?. I can play my bass for you. Is It Luck?. Some girls like to kiss my face.
Questions deserving answers. Answers deserving action. What am I of the populist. . I am but a fraction. Is there heaven? Is there Hell?. Is that tuna melt I smell?.
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It was a weekend's eve,. I had sex on my breath. I was lookin' for somethin' to see.. With a borrowed black. Leather and my best fishin' hat.. Well it was just Wendy O. and me..
When I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang. I was hungerin' for some apple pie. Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit. Washed the sleep out of my eye.
He stood in line with the rest. And waited got his chance. To take his place behind the glass. And watch the ladies dance. . It's the nature of things.
Hello all you boys and girls. I'd like to take you to the inside world. It's quite an irregular place to be. But never fear you're safe with me. Well, maybe.