Mrs. Blaileen Lyrics - Tales From The Punchbowl - Primus

Mrs. Blaileen - she was a sixth grade teacher 

And she controlled the children 

By using humiliation. 

The target always seemed to be Donny. 

He was a bit slower than the others. 

When he was quite young 

His mother died at the kitchen table 

While choking on some food. 

The fashion of the day 

Was bleach and tied Levi's. 

Donny decided to make some, 

But he didn't know to rinse them. 

So he came to school a reekin'. 

Bleach stenched filled the classroom. 

Mrs. Blaileen began to chastise. 

She made him feel like an asshole 

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Two feet small. 

Oh what a lonely boy. 

Don and Ronald 

They always stuck together 

For they were a bit different than the others 

And they were as tight as brothers 

Then Ronald moved away. 

Now Steven 

He was year or two younger 

And he really thought he was something. 

He liked to harass other children 

Or anyone he found outnumbered. 

Alone Don walks from fishing. 

Steven and his friend they stop him. 

They took his hat and they taunt him, 

Pimp-slap him with a newspaper. 

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Don lunged forward with his fish knife 

Then ran all the way home weeping. 

He gave his knife to his father and 

Said I think I hurt Steve. 

Oh what a lonely boy.