My Name Is Mud Lyrics - Pork Soda - Primus

My name is Mud 

Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis 

My name is mud and it's always been 

'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen 

I dress in blue-yes navy blue 

From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes 

I make 'em shine, well most the time 

'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine 

Six foort two and rude as hell 

I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell 

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My name is Mud 

My name is Mud, 

But call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 

That's long for Mud, so I've been told 

Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold 

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I've got my pride, I drink my wine 

I'd drink the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months 

Or were it years 

The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears 

We had our words, a common spat 

So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat 

My name is Mud