Pork Soda Lyrics - Pork Soda - Primus

Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and 

Lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was 

Burgundy. It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and 

Now you have bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to your but every time 

You get off of it. You never tell your family, you never tell your 

Family because, you know, ol' Junior, he's got no brains, and what can 

You do? What can you do? (And old Junior, you know, got a little crazy 

With that P.B.J. that one day ??) 

[Chorus] 

Grab yourself a can of pork soda 

You'll be feeling just fine 

Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house 

Swillin' down them Cans of swine 

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Ha ha ha! Yes, Dad's an idiot alright! 

Well, alright, I'm really starting to worry about you. You had to have 

That two-car garage with the large driveway so you could park that 

Goddamn boat in it. If it wasn't for the boat (blah blah blah) 

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[Chorus] 

I like Kansas wine 

Well, maybe it's something simpler, like your team lost or your 

Girlfriend used to be a guy, you know, I don't know. I mean (blah blah blah)