Felt a pang late one afternoon. I was fishin' off Muir beach. With Larry LaLonde. Grabbed a tuna salad sandwich. And I started to chew. Pretty soon Ler's yellin.
Felt a pang late one afternoon. I was fishin' off Muir beach. With Larry LaLonde. Grabbed a tuna salad sandwich. And I started to chew. Pretty soon Ler's yellin.
I just can't seem to blend. Into society. I have no hope for this dim. Simplicity of law and order. By whose rules I see no rhyme in. The reason. I hold no hope for this holy treason.
I've been to hell. I spell it, I spell it DMV. Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean. Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream.
Del Davis sold a Christmas tree. Stood up to 8 feet tall. Season was lookin' mighty thin. He'd hoped to sell 'em all. Here he comes with a dollar in his hand.
In a town in southernmost Sicily. Lived a family too proud to be poor. In the year that fever took father away. They hastened for American shores. Now a mother and her son are standing in line.
In the year of our Lord. Call it 1994. A fine vintage of mimicry. . There are those that take their sound. From someone else's toil. Liking to parrots you see.
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows it off to all her friends.. One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her, so she caged him up with cyclone fence..
Too many puppies are being shot in the dark. Too many puppies are trained not to bark. At the sight of blood that must be spilled so that we may maintain.
What if Christmas didn't come this year?. And no one paid for Christmas cheer?. Who would cry the biggest tear?. The child,. . Or the store.. Why do brides wear virgin white?.
"Well I remember as it were a meal ago". . Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter. May have nestled its way into his mighty throat..
An overaged boy of 39 has left the wing today. The first time in his life he's made that step. Be numbed by the society and plagued by insecurity. He's entered in a race that must be won.
Through the door it slithers in,. Accompanied by its peers.. Always groveling for attention,. While no one really hears.. In its mind it's full of wit.
To the carpenter said the dainty bride. Th e grass appears greener on the other side. So let's clarify before we unite. The grass is never greener on the other side.
It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here. It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here. The air is getting slipper and it's not to my surprise.
Quite a surprise. What an ingenious device.. Boredom encompassesmy time.. I don't know what I should do.. Indulging a moment of your time.. Seldom the breeder of lies..
We are gathered here today. In the magestic halls of old.. To honor a man they call. Sathington Willoughby.. . There's a joke or two,. A pun or three,.
You can have a lolly pop. A candy bar, a jelly bean. I'll buy you a rainbow to hang above your door. . It's pudding time. . Laughter is a sweet you can't put a price on.
See'mon kiddies gather round. Who's your foremost friend in town?. From main to maple the name resounds. Professor Nutbutter. He's the one, the humble one.