Whatever You Like Lyrics - Alpocalypse - Weird Al Yankovic

Hey girl, you know, our economy's in the toilet 

But I'm still gonna treat you right 

I said you can have whatever you like, if you like 

I said you can have whatever you like, if you like 

Yeah 

Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice 

And we can clip coupons all night 

And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like 

I said you can have whatever you like, if you like 

Yeah 

Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please 

Like Burger King or Mickey D's 

And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like 

I said you can even have the large fries, large fries 

Yeah 

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Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy 

When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply 

Want it, you can get it, my dear 

I got my Costco membership card right here 

Yeah you like Top Ramen? Need Top Ramen? 

Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin' 

You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it 

Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it 

Pork and beans and Minute Rice 

And we can play cribbage all night 

And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like 

I said you can have whatever you like, if you like 

Yeah 

I can take you to the Laundromat downtown 

And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round 

And baby we can go wherever you like, if you like 

I said we can go wherever you like, if you like 

Yeah 

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Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo 

You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio 

Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold 

Buy you a bagel even if it is a day old 

And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes 

Long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's 

Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl 

You ain't gotta pay me, that's the way that I roll 

My chick can have what she want 

At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want 

I know girl, you ain't never had a man like that 

Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that 

Yeah you like my Hyundai? See my Hyundai? 

I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday 

But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash 

Do you think you could chip in for gas? 

Mac and cheese would be all right 

But let's send out for pizza tonight 

And you can order any toppings you like, if you like 

I said you can even have the last slice, last slice 

Yeah 

Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do', do' 

Now I can get free HBO 

And baby you can watch whatever you like, if you like 

I said you can watch whatever you like, if you like 

Yeah 

And you can always ride the city bus 

Got a stack of tokens just for us 

Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones 

Yeah, it's all about the Washingtons, that's right 

You want White Castle? Need White Castle? 

Long as you got me it won't be no hassle 

You want it, well get it, just don't be a hater 

If I grab a bunch of napkins for later 

Thrift store jeans, on sale half price 

The underwear at Goodwill is nice 

And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like 

I said you can have whatever you like, if you like 

Yeah 

Baby I can give you anything you please 

Even share my government cheese 

And baby you can have as much as you like, if you like 

I said you can go have as much as you like, if you like 

Yeah