Cnr Lyrics - Alpocalypse - Weird Al Yankovic

Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man 

The kind of man you'd never disrespect 

He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the back of his neck 

He ate his own weight in coal, excreted diamonds everyday 

He could throw you down a flight of stairs, but you still would love him anyway 

Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway 

Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France with two flat tires and a missing chain 

He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry, I'm telling you the man was insane 

He could rip out your beating heart, and show it to you before you died 

Everyday he' make the host of Match Game give him a piggyback ride 

Yeah, two hour piggyback ride, giddy up Gene 

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Ninja warrior, master of disguise 

He could melt your brain with his laser-beam eyes, Oh yeah 

Oh yeah 

He had his own line at the DMV 

He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee 

Oh yeah 

Oh yeah, that was something to see, I tell ya 

Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings 

As a potent aphrodisiac 

He ran a four minute mile blindfolded 

With an engine block strapped to his back 

He could eat more frozen waffles 

Then any other man I know 

Once he fell off the Chrysler building 

And he barely even stubbed his toe 

Had a tiny little scratch on his toe 

Didn't even hurt 

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Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion, but he never ever told a soul 

I've seen the man unhinge his jaw, and swallow a Volkswagen whole 

He'd bash your face in with a shovel if you didn't treat him like a star 

You could spit at the wind, or tug at Superman's cape 

But Lord knows you don't mess around with CNR 

No, no, no 

Talkin' about CNR