Tmz Lyrics - Alpocalypse - Weird Al Yankovic

You're sort of famous 

A minor celebrity 

And so it only makes sense 

The world would be 

Obsessed with every 

Single thing you do 

They're running 'round 

With their camcorders in the night 

They lurk impatiently 

In hope that they just might 

See something real embarrassing 

You do 

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The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt 

That's the story that 

They're gonna feature 

With exclusive pics 

Of your flabby behind 

You think you're all alone 

But that's right when you'll find 

A bunch of paparazzi 

Popping out of nowhere 

Cameras in your face 

And then suddenly 

You're on TMZ 

You're on TMZ 

Photos 

Following you 

When you're walking down the street 

And asking stupid questions 

While you're trying to eat 

So you cover your face 

Thinking to yourself 

"Hey, isn't this creepy?" 

And they're out there praying 

You'll have a big meltdown 

And take 'em on a little car chase 

Through this whole town 

They'll be there with you 

When you're going to jail 

First on the scene 

For every wardrobe fail 

You just picked up some transvestite 

Seconds later 

It's up on the website 

Get a vegas wedding 

A quickie divorce 

And they'll be 

Sneaking in 

Snapping pictures, of course 

And if they ever catch you 

Picking your nose 

Or stumbling down the street 

On a drunken spree 

You're on TMZ 

Stalking you, just waiting by your front door 

Trailing you through 

Airport security 

They're with TMZ 

They're with TMZ 

[We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POOP 

Is that a baby bump? 

I pronounce her guilty, of leaving the house while FAT 

Look who's drinking COFFEE, 

Everything celebrities do is FASCINATING] 

Oh, let me tell you 

It's getting to the point 

Where a famous person can't 

Even get a D.U.I 

Or go on a racist rant 

Those guys are all around 

So you really shouldn't dare 

Go to every club in town 

If you've lost your underwear 

Seems that every single time 

A star decides to shave her head 

Or ram their car into a tree 

They're on TMZ 

If they catch you peeing in the bushes 

Later on, that night 

Well, I guarantee 

You're on TMZ 

You're on TMZ 

You're on TMZ 

Every single celebrity 

Knows they're gonna be 

There on TMZ