Ringtone Lyrics - Alpocalypse - Weird Al Yankovic

Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) 

But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) 

My life is filled with such regret 

A bad mistake I can't forget 

And now I'll never be the same 

Ringtone 

Why did I buy this stupid ringtone? 

I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking?) 

My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call 

Well, everybody (everybody) 

Everybody (everybody) 

Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone 

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When my phone goes off at work 

I look like the biggest jerk 

Total strangers wanna slap me around 

When it's ringin' on the terrace 

My neighbors get embarrassed 

They're beggin' me to move outta town 

Well, it made my wife so sick 

She smashed my iPhone with a brick 

But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine 

It's a pain, I sure don't need it 

And I probably should delete it 

But for me that would be crossin' the line 

'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine 

Hey, I paid good money for this... 

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Ringtone 

Why did I buy this stupid ringtone? 

I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (Really, what was I thinking?) 

My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call 

Well, everybody (everybody) 

Everybody (everybody) 

Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone 

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Ringtone 

Ahh, ooh 

Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone) 

Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone) 

Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone) 

Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone) 

All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers) 

All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers) 

Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea 

Every single person everywhere unanimously 

Everybody (everybody) 

Everybody (everybody) 

Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my 

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