Polka Face Lyrics - Alpocalypse - Weird Al Yankovic

Mum mum mum mah 

Mum mum mum muh 

Oh whoa oh oh oh 

Can't read my, can't read my 

No, he can't read-a my polka face 

(She's got to love nobody) 

Can't read my, can't read my 

No he can't read-a my polka face 

(She's got to love nobody) 

P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (Mum mum mum muh) 

P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face 

Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer 

Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer baby 

You are 

You are 

Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer 

(Womanizer) 

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Boy don't try to front 

I know just what you are 

Boy don't try to front 

I know just what you are 

(You!) 

You say I'm crazy 

(You!) 

I got your crazy 

(You!) 

You're nothing but a 

(You!) 

Womanizer 

You spin my head right round, right round 

When you go down, when you go down down 

You spin my head right round, right round 

When you go down, when you go down 

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Cause day and night 

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night 

He's all alone through the day and night 

The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night) 

It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now 

Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now 

And I don't know how I can do without 

I just need you now 

And I was like baby baby baby 

Baby baby baby 

Baby baby baby 

I thought you'd always be mine 

So, so what, I'm still a rock star 

I got my rock moves and I don't need you 

And guess what, I'm havin' more fun 

And now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight 

I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool 

So, so what, I am a rock star 

I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight 

I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick 

I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it 

It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight 

I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it 

And I'd like to make myself believe 

That planet Earth turns slowly 

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay 

Awake when I'm asleep 

'Cause everything is never as it seems 

Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose 

Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in the zone 

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol 

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol 

Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the henny 

Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy 

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol 

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol 

Shawty's like a melody in my head 

That I can't keep out 

Got me singin' like 

Na na na na everyday 

It's like my iPod stuck on replay, 

Stuck on replay 

Stuck on replay 

Replay 

Replay 

Replay-ay-ay-ay 

Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down? 

Baby are you down? 

I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart 

I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart 

I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart 

I'm only gonna break your heart 

Don't stop 

Making pop 

DJ blow my speakers up 

Tonight 

I'm a fight 

Till we see the sun light 

Tick tock 

On the clock 

But the polka don't stop, no 

Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo 

Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo 

P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face 

P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face 

Oh no you can't read my p-p-polka face p-p-p-polka face p-p-p-polka face