Happy Birthday Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic - Weird Al Yankovic

Happy birthday 

Happy birthday to you 

Happy birthday 

Happy birthday to you 

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year 

We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer 

You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat 

A million people every day are starving in the street 

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor 

Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four 

There's garbage in the water, there's poison in the sky 

I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die 

Happy birthday 

Happy birthday to you 

Happy birthday 

Happy birthday to you 

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Well, what's the matter, little friend, you think this party is the pits 

Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits 

The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose 

Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse 

It doesn't take a military genius to see 

We'll all be crispy critters after World War III 

There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide 

When they drop the big one, we all get fried 

Come on boys and girls, sing along, okay 

Happy birthday 

Happy birthday to you 

Happy birthday 

Happy birthday to you, wow 

Well, there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight 

There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight 

There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed 

Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed 

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I guess you know the earth is gonna crash into the sun 

But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun 

So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take 

Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake 

Happy birthday 

Happy birthday to you 

Happy birthday 

Happy birthday to you, wow 

Happy birthday 

Happy birthday to you 

Happy birthday 

Happy birthday to you 

Happy birthday to you 

And a pinch to grow an inch