Such A Groovy Guy Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic - Weird Al Yankovic

I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight 

I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night 

And when I look in the mirror I'm-a such an awesome sight 

It makes me wanna kneel down and pray 

I'm so adorable and charming I'm sure that you can see 

And everyone's always trying to hang around with me 

They tell me I'm the greatest and it's hard to disagree 

'Cause I'm so perfect in every way 

And I'm so cute, I can hardly stand it 

And I'm so handsome honey I could just die 

I know you'll never be as wonderful as me but at least you can try 

'Cause I'm such a groovy guy 

Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy 

I'm such a groovy guy 

Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy 

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Baby are you in the mood for a little romance? 

Well for starters I can pour some chocolate pudding down your pants 

And then attach electrodes to your brain and watch you dance 

Oh, golly wouldn't that be fun? 

Oh and then I might decide to tie you up with dental floss 

I'll make you wear a harness and I'll show you who's the boss 

Of course if you refuse, well honey it's your loss 

I mean, I don't do this with just anyone 

So baby, how can you say it's all over? 

So how can you tell me goodbye? 

So now you tell me that you're leaving me for good 

And all I wanna know is why? 

I mean after all 

I'm really such a groovy guy 

Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy 

I'm such a groovy guy 

Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy 

I mean you could do worse! 

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I'm such a groovy guy 

Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy 

I'm such a groovy guy 

I'm such a groovy guy 

I'm such a groovy guy 

Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy 

I'm such a groovy guy 

I'm such a groovy guy 

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