The Check's In The Mail Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic - Weird Al Yankovic

Well, hey, how ya doin', have a seat, have a drink 

Boy, it's good to see you, what can I say 

Whoa, sorry, gotta run, we'll get together again 

Say, what was your name, anyway 

Well, we're workin' on the problem 

We'll get back to ya soon (yeah) 

But don't try to call me 

I'll be in a meeting every afternoon 

For a year, maybe longer, keep in touch 

Thanks for droppin' by and have a nice day 

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The check's in the mail (hey) 

You're beautiful 

Don't ever change 

You know what I mean 

My girl will call your girl 

We'll talk, we'll do lunch 

Or leave a message on my machine 

So baby, won't you sign 

On the dotted line 

I'm gonna make your dreams come true 

The check's in the mail 

Would I lie to you 

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Well, hey, wait a minute 

What's the matter, hold on 

You want me to fork over the loot 

You say you hate my guts 

You wanna take me to court 

And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit 

Well, I'm proud to say you're not 

The only critic of mine (yeah) 

So if you wanna sue me 

I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait in line 

Take a number, thanks for calling 

Who loves you, baby 

Don't forget to read the fine print 

See, the check's in the mail (hey) 

You're beautiful 

Don't ever change 

You know what I mean 

My girl will call your girl 

We'll talk, we'll do lunch 

Or leave a message on my machine 

So baby, won't you sign 

On the dotted line 

I'm gonna make your dreams come true 

The check's in the mail 

Would I lie to you 

Aw, trust me 

The check's in the mail (hey) 

You're beautiful 

Don't ever change 

You know what I mean 

Why don't you leave a message with my girl 

I'll have lunch with your machine 

So baby, won't you sign 

On the dotted line 

I'm gonna make your dreams come true 

The check's in the mail 

Would I lie to you 

The check's in the mail 

Would I lie to you 

(giggling)