Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic - Weird Al Yankovic

Ridin' in the bus down the boulevard 

And the place was pretty packed, yeah 

Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand 

With the perverts in the back 

It was smellin' like a locker room 

There was junk all over the floor 

We're already packed in like sardines 

But we're stoppin' to pick up more, look out 

Another one rides the bus, another one rides the bus 

Another comes on and another comes on 

Another one rides the bus 

Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus 

There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs 

There's an elbow in my ear 

There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me 

Hasn't showered in a year 

I think I'm missin' a contact lens 

I think my wallet's gone 

And I think this bus is stoppin' again 

To let a couple more freaks get on, look out 

Another one rides the bus, another one rides the bus 

Another comes on and another comes on 

Another one rides the bus 

Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus 

Yeah, another one rides the bus 

Another one rides the bus ow 

Another one rides the bus, hey, hey 

Another one rides the bus hey 

The window doesn't open and the fan is broke 

And my face is turnin' blue, yeah 

I haven't been in a crowd like this 

Since I went to see 'The Who' 

Well, I should've got off a couple miles ago 

But I couldn't get to the door 

There isn't any room for me to breathe 

And now we're gonna pick up more, yeah 

Another one rides the bus, another one rides the bus 

Another comes on and another comes on 

Another one rides the bus 

Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus, oh, yeah 

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